Bargain Basement Love

I called up a girl
 and asked her for a date,
She told me to pick
 her up at half past eight,
I asked her where
 she wanted to go,
She told me she
 wanted to see a show.

We got to the show
 about a quarter to nine,
I thought this girl
 looked really fine,
But when it came time
 to go through the door,
I found that I was
 really poor.

I looked at her and
 asked if she could pay,
She looked at me and
 said--No Way,
She said--What do you
 think I'm made of,
I found out that she
 was Bargain Basement Love.

I've got Bargain Basement Love
 in the morning,
Bargain Basement Love
 at night,
Bargain Basement Love
 in the evening,
Bargain Basement Love
 is all right.

She turned around and
 looked for a cab,
She said--I wish you
 could have gotten the tab,
But if you got no money
 then you don't got me,
'Cause I'm not Bargain Basement Love.

Bargain Basement Love is worth it,
Bargain Basement Love is free,
Bargain Basement Love is careful,
'Cause Bargain Basement Love is me.