The Ballad of Johnny Star

This is the story of Johnny Star,
He went one day to a bar,
He got drunk,
And boy he stunk,
Johnny Star the skunk.


Johnny Star went to a well,
On the top was a little bell,
He rang the bell--ring, ring, ring,
And boy did he sing,
Johnny Star is a ding-a-ling.


Johnny Star is a bum,
All he is, is a dirty scum,
Nobody can stand him,
Not even the light that is dim,
Johnny Star can't swim.


One day Johnny Star did die,
Everybody said, "my-oh-my",
Johnny Star is real gone,
All he was, was a ding-dong,
Now I've sang my little song,
Of Johnny Star,
Who is so far
Away.