(One guy looking off into space, oblivious of what is going on around him. Two guys enter from opposite sides)
#1. (to 2nd guy) Hey, how's it goin'?
#2. Fine, and you?
#1. Couldn't be better.
#2. How's the wife and kids?
#1. Great. Your job going well?
#2. Yeah. I closed a big deal last week.
#1. Glad to hear it. (notices the guy staring off into space) Hey, who's that?
#2. I don't know. I never saw him before.
#1. I don't think he's from around here.
#2. What's he looking at?
#1. Let's go see.
#2. Hey, buddy. What are you looking at? (no answer)
#1. Maybe he's deaf.
#2. (gets louder) Hey, buddy. What are you looking at? (no answer)
#1. (taps #3 on the shoulder) Hey you. (#3 looks up, #1 gesturing while talking) What...are...you...
looking...at?
#3. God.
#2. (to #1) Oh, he's one of those crazy people.
#1. Yeah, you want to grab some lunch?
#2. Okay, what about him?
#1. Oh, let him sit there. He's not bothering anybody.
#2. Where do you want to eat? (as they exit)
#1 & #2. (turn around and yell at #3) STUPID! (laughing as they exit)
#3. Father, forgive them for they know not what they do.
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