Sergeant Boogie is his name,
Being a super hero is his game,
Bruce the Bear is with him, too,
And they'll always say this to you:
Boogie, Boogie, Boogie...
In our last episode, Sergeant Boogie was stopping the war in Upper Volta. Today, we find him in Outer Mongolia helping the Russians fight the Chinese. Why, you ask, would Sergeant Boogie fight the Chinese? Mainly because he wants to stop Mao's new book--The Gook Book. We hear Sergeant Boogie saying:
"I say, Bruce, those Chinks are retreating"!
Bruce grunts.
"That's right, Bruce. Oh no, here comes their secret weapon. It's a giant aardvark.
Bruce grunts.
Just then, the aardvark starts to fight with Sergeant Boogie. Tune in next time, when we'll hear Sergeant Boogie say, "I've got ants in my pants and I need to dance."
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