Which is Worse

Yesterday my best friend died--
Of an overdose of Heroin,
He died not knowing what to do,
And he was going to die anyway.

I went up there to murder him,
But I arrived too late,
I saw the hearse,
So which is worse:  murder or being strung out on smack?

We'll go to his funeral today,
Many people will be there--crying,
But are they crying because he's dead,
Or are they crying because he had been dead for years?

I told someone why I came here to murder my friend,
He congratulated me on my efforts,
But I asked my favorite question as I saw the hearse,
Which is worse:  murder or being strung out on smack--it's a killer!